When I got to the third sentence, my mind starting going several directions. None of them seemed like great bulletin material, but I thought I'd share them here. So here's a few one-sentence autobiographies. Pick your favorite!
- Brian grew his beard to help others believe he's old enough to be a pastor.
- A native Wisconsinite, Brian believes there cannot be a more perfect food than a beer-boiled cheddarwurst.
- Brian will gladly talk your ear off about theology, the Milwaukee Brewers, or Superman comics.
- Brian studied mathematics and ran cross country in college, but he no longer does either of those things as often as he'd like.
- A Chris Farley enthusiast, Brian has a Chris Farley bobblehead on his desk and every Chris Farley-led movie on his shelf.
- Like a wannabe hipster, Brian listens to a lot of music by artists that most of the people he knows have never heard of before.
- Brian is fairly certain heaven smells like a climate-controlled acoustic guitar showroom.
- Brian thinks there are almost no circumstances where it is inappropriate to quote The Lord of the Rings.
- After 11 years driving a green Honda Civic named Janie, Brian now cruises around in a Honda Odyssey he calls Diana.
- Brian sometimes wishes he could be paid in Culver's double strawberry custard.
- During high school Brian wore sweatshirts so often that a few of his friends called him Hoodie.
- Brian used to organize jam sessions in college and still finds few things as enjoyable as playing his acoustic guitar, Autumn.
- Brian still hasn't given up hope that Jesus' ascension is a sign all humans will be able to fly like Superman in the new creation (even if he thinks that's theologically doubtful).
Grace and peace,
BMH
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